pinkuma-buccus:

chestnut-pastel:

You’re lying on the sofa under a blanket, lights dimmed, watching your favourite TV show. Your cat is laid across you, sleeping but purring quietly. All is calm. All is good.

but then out of the corner of your eye you spot him

shia labeouf

(via hoorayitseme)

Sep 28

myrandomfandomblog:

paper-mario-wiki:

too many fuckn degrees outside

yeah dude fuck those college kids

(Source: paper-mario-wiki, via civilwhore)

Sep 28

gentlekirk:

one time i said john kraskinski’s greatest achievement was becoming emily blunt’s husband and my mom got offended she was like “what if you said that about a woman” and i was like “if some woman married emily blunt that would also be her greatest achievement what’s your point”

(via sorry)

Sep 24

intergalactic-dorks:

intergalactic-dorks:

Its nice that we get to die someday. Imagine being immortal and suddenly you remember all the emberassing things you did in the last 2000 years. Horrible

Me, as a vampire: oh geez

Friend: What’s wrong

Me: Just remembered that time in 1654 when the tavern maid said “Enjoyeth thy meal!” I replied with “Thee as well”

(via chickenstab)

Sep 24

nezclaw:

i-am-a-fish:

ya ever fuckin reblag a post? reblag it straight to yer blag for evryone ta see?

ye sumtimes. what ov it?

(via sorry)

Sep 24

Apps To Kill Time On

imfeelinghappiness:

Keep seeing some posts circulating about popular websites and wanted to make a version for apps.

These are apps I’m way too addicted to. Am I missing any?

P.S. I’m on an iPhone so these are iPhone apps, but probably have an Android version too.

Edit: Sorry for all the time I’ve taken away from your life

  • Spellbound - addictive horror 👻 and romance stories
  • Bettr - the reason all my friends are jealous of my insta feed 😻
  • Commaful - popular fanfiction, story, and poetry community 👑
  • Sweep - get paid to guess who wins 🏈 games, all inside FB Messenger
  • Sweatcoin - get paid to walk
  • Helix Jump - legit the most addicting game on my phone
  • Out of Tune - win cash by guessing songs
  • Baseball Boy - addicting game where you smash a ⚾️
  • Dune! - Ride the sand dunes like a baller!! so much fun
  • Color Meme - color in all dem dank memes (surprisingly relaxing)
  • Sling Drift - beep beep - level 70 is insane 🚗
  • Ball Gates - it’s surprisingly fun to navigate balls through gates
  • Bumper - kill them all!!!!! 😈 (i alway win)
  • 1Q - get paid to answer simple questions 
  • Impossible Bottle Flip - mindlessly addicting
  • Hole - fuck up a city muahaha
  • Snakes Vs. Blocks - even more fun than the original snake hehe
  • Tenkyu - tilt your phone and watch the relaxing magic happen
  • Twenty48 Solitaire - put your sexy math skills to the test
  • Paper.io - easy drawing game that is #1 on the app store for a reason
  • Tornado - be a tornado and destroy everythinggg
  • Knock Balls - shoot down blocks with a canon - surprisingly relaxing
  • Wishbone - fun game for comparing stuff like hair, celebs, sports
  • Dosh - get paid to shop
  • Current - get paid to play songs and podcasts
  • Yarn - stories that are seriously creepy af

You’re welcome 😉

(via allteenrelates)

Sep 24

haiku-robot:

ayyyflueg:

just-tumbling-along:

getoffmyastroterf:

omni-dudes:

I have no doubt that Millie Bobby Brown doesn’t see anything wrong with her friendship with Drake, and because of that I get why she has come out to defend him. However. We need to remember that as poised and wordly-wise as she may come across, Brown is still a girl of fourteen and likely has not grasped exactly why the world has reacted with raised eyebrows to her revelation that a 31 year old man texts her saying that he misses her. 

Her statements do not and should not exonerate Drake. A 31 year old man has no reason to be texting such personal things to a 14 year old girl outside of a familial relationship (and even then…..best not to) and he is the one who needs to come out and make a statement explaining this away. But he won’t. Too busy with his recently turned 18 girlfriend. 

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Originally posted by wendywilliamsgifs

Where are her parents??

@just-tumbling-along that is LITERALLY what I said when I heard.

@just-tumbling-along

that is literally what

i said when i heard

^Haiku^bot^9. I detect haikus with 5-7-5 format. Sometimes I make mistakes.

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(Source: atotallysfwblog)

Sep 24

all-that-emo-shit:

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Russell Howard talking about gun laws in the USA

(x)

Sep 24

patron-saint-of-smart-asses:

unrelatedtouserboxes:

today a regular customer came into my store and told me she’d ‘finished candy crush’ and tbh i didnt think that was possible. i thought it just generated levels forever, but apparently it has 4000 odd levels and it took her 4 years to complete. she even emailed them asking when there would be more levels and they told her she could play their other games or replay the existing levels jklsdkflsdf

the only true gamer

(Source: liepard, via allteenrelates)

Sep 24

scribeofseshat:

tiny-septic-box-sam:

My friend and I are discussing various English/UK accents and I just fucking blurted “Australian accents are like if Britain had a Texas” and guys I feel like I’ve cracked the goddamn code

well, you aren’t entirely wrong

(via cannibals-insomnia)

Sep 24
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